As the story goes.....

There was a young man who had just just turned eighteen and his family was dirt poor.. all they had was this duck, so dear old dad told his son,  "We don't have any money for you to calibrate your 18th birthday, but son take the duck into town and sell it"

The son left the old farm and went into town, he came across a prostitute and she asked him "if he would like to get fucked." The young man explained to her that all he had was this duck. She thought " hell its been real slow" so she told the young man. "ok just this once" So they went up stairs to her place and he fucked her like no one had ever fucked her before.. He got up to leave and she asked him " If I give you the duck back will you fuck me again" So the young man said "sure" So he fucked  her again...

He got up got dressed and walked out into the street just then the duck flew out of his arms, right into the street into the path of an on comming truck.. 

qqqqqqqqqqaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccck went the duck, as it was hit by the truck.. The driver got out of the truck, and said " son I don't want the police involved I don't have a license to drive this truck.. Tell you what I will do I will give you 20 bucks for the duck"

So the young man thought a minute and said "ok" so the young man decides he has had enough of town and goes home...

He gets home and his father asked " did you have fun in town" The son replies "sure did dad"

"I got a fuck for a duck and duck for a fuck, and 20 bucks for a fucked up duck"

Yes i am over 18 and can enjoy fucked up duck

No I am not over 18 and get me out of here